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notmensa - where wisdom is only limited by stupidity.

  

notmensa members strive for knowledge, understanding and longer tea breaks - believing that the latter will bring about world peace.

The following hypothesis is currently under consideration by our members.  

 

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"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit,

you would stay out and your dog would go in."

- Mark Twain

 

 

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."

- Holbrook Jackson

 

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

- Andrew A. Rooney

 

 

"To his dog, every man is King;

hence the constant popularity of dogs."

- Aldous Huxley

 

 

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

- James Thurber

 

 

"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god

and a dog to a man."

- Ambrose Bierce

 

 

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend:

and inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

- Groucho Marx

 

 

"A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."

- John Holmes

 

 

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson

 

 

"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien."

- Plato

 

 

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make

a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,

but he will make a fool of himself too."

- Samuel Butler

 

 

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.

 

   

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