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The following hypothesis is currently under consideration by our members.  

The sum of any two numbers is a variable which is dependant on gravitational forces.

Contribution from Ben Brown Professor of Mathemacitrometics

Lets first look at two random numbers.  1 and 2, which will we call number A and number B respectively.  Next, let us come up with a number which we will call number G, based on this hastily put together gravitational force equation:               

                                                           [D(A+B)]^2
                                                         ----------------
                                                                 3.14

Now of course we know that the sum of number A and number B is 3, which we will call number C.  Now, lets run these numbers through the gravitational force equation given above, using this rule:  C + B = D

Number C is the sum of number A and number B which is 3, then adding number B to number C we get 5 which is of course number D, now we can continue substituting numbers into our gravitational force equation:

                                                                        [ 5(1 + 2) ]^2

                                                                        ----------------

                                                                               3.14

The answer is about 71, which is number G.  Now, going a step further the earth has an ever-changing gravitational force, which is directly related to its flat nature, which is discussed in other papers.  Because of this ever-changing gravitational force our number G is in an ever-changing state as well, (being directly related to the flat nature of the Earth), leading us to the conclusion that the result of the sum of number A and number B is ever-changing because of the gravitational force of the earth and is therefore dependant on it.

Ben Brown

Professor of Mathemacitrometics

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